“Hi,babe,what’s your name?”一个胸部特大的空姐MM推着小车路过,正在红着脸偷瞄藤真婴儿般可爱的睡颜时,与藤真隔着一个位置的那个老外突然伸出手拦住她,贼眉鼠眼地瞧向她的胸部。
“A——”MM吓了一跳,惊呼出声,却又不敢掉头走调得罪客人,只能稍稍保持距离并艰难地躲闪老外张牙舞爪的手,“Can……Can I help you,Sir?……”
“AHAHAHA,”老外淫荡地笑着,露出满口黄牙,“You are so beautiful,babe~”
MM显然是被老外变态的神色吓到了,慌张地问,“W……What would you like,Sir?……”
老外谄媚地看着MM,令人作呕地问到,“What are you going to do tonight?what about coming out with me?”
“Oh,No,sorry……”MM使劲儿往后躲,老外却伸手一把拉住她的手腕。
“Come on,we can go for a meal then maybe dance then ……go to my hotel,what do you say?~”老外把头凑近MM的脖子,猥琐地闻着MM身上的香气。
“Sir,please……”MM挣扎不开,只好尽量扭过头,老外嘴里冒出的阵阵恶臭的口气,让她难受得不能呼吸,几乎要掉下泪来。
“Is there anything you’d like,Sir?We haven’t got all day.”一位看起来稍成熟的空姐赶来,冷静并礼貌地说。年轻的小MM泪眼汪汪,求救似的看着她。
“Oh,splendid。”老外一愣,随即又仰天大笑,“AHAHAHAHAHA,splendid!I like three!”
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“Taxi~”藤真招手。
“Where are you going?”一辆车停下来问道。
“Staten Island.”藤真微笑着,礼貌地说。
“Are you crazy?”司机瞪大了眼睛,呼一下把车开走了。
呃?藤真一愣。
“Taxi~”藤真不甘心地再次招手,一辆车再次停下。
“OK,I’ll take you there.”司机听后回答说,“for two fifty.”
“Two fifty?Two hundred and fifty dollars?”这次轮到藤真瞪大了眼睛,这是抢劫吗?!
“Take it or leave it.”司机平静地说。
“Can I help you?”司机伯伯温柔地问。
“Yes,Yes!”藤真立刻起身跑上前趴在窗口,欣喜地像是遇到了救世主一般,“I want to go to Staten Island,but the first cab driver refused to take me there,the second driver asked two hundred and fifty dollars,that’s no good,right?It’s a short way in the map,and the third driver……”
吧啦吧啦吧啦,耐心地听藤真说完,黑人伯伯笑着解释,“Pool guy,yes,it’s a short way in the map,but exactly,it’s a very long way in road.”
“Why?”藤真委屈地拧起秀眉。
“Because you have to take the bridge from Brooklyn,it’s in the south-west of New York.”黑人伯伯无奈地摊摊手。
“Isn’t there another way?”藤真一脸苦逼地问。
“Yeah,you can take a helicopter!~”司机伯伯严肃而认真地说。
“I haven't got a helicopter……”藤真一脸翔阳绿。
“There,there,Look!~”司机伯伯激动地指指天上,然后信誓旦旦地说,“You can hit it down.”
藤真觉得脸快抽筋了。
以为偶是金刚咩,可以爬上五角大楼去打灰机……
“Do you think it's a good idea?”司机伯伯眯起眼睛,笑容灿烂滴问。
“Certainly not……”藤真艰难地从牙缝里蹦出这几个字。
尼玛三井寿啊,真的是要跋山涉水翻山越岭才能找到你啊,我靠!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
看着藤真愤懑的可爱表情,司机伯伯一阵欢乐的大笑,决定不再逗他,“But you also can take the ferry as a foot passenger,then get another cab. And you’ll even get to see the Statue of Liberty.”
嗯????藤真扬起秀眉。
“I can’t take you all the way there,but I can take you to the ferry.”司机伯伯满眼笑意,“And I’m sure you’ll get a great view of Manhattan.”
瞪司机伯伯一眼,利落地爬上车,伯伯你故意的,坏人,不早说,还让我去打灰机!!~~~~~~~~
“Is your lover in Staten Island now?”完全不介意被瞪,司机伯伯爽朗地大笑着继续八卦。
“I won’t tell you.”被说中心事,藤真假装生气地转过头去看窗外,脸上却是不由自主地泛起一阵潮红。